LA DIABETES DEL BARBAS
NO SOMOS SALUDABLES, PERO SÍ DELICIOSOS.
HELADOS,
POSTRES SUPERDÚLCES & MÁS
EMPRENDIMIENTO DE UN INFLUENCER QUE SER ALGO SIMPLEMENTE PARA FACTURAR, ES PENSADO CON CARIÑO.
HECHO POR GORDOS, PARA GORDOS
HELADOS PARA LA CALOR
No vendemos helado. Vendemos decisiones cuestionables.
NO HAY ESTAO, NO HAY LEY, NO HAY ORDEN:
Chocolate intenso con sirope de chocolate y trozos de brownie.
El colapso institucional del autocontrol, un golpe de Estado a tu dieta.
EL DELICIOSO MARACUMANGO DEL BARBAS:
Helado artesanal de mango y maracuyá con sirope y trozos reales de mango.
O como lo llamamos nosotros:
la escena post-créditos del verano.
PITUCA RONQUITA Y DISFORZADA:
Fresa madura y sirope intenso. Rosado impecable. Reputación intachable. Historial dudoso.
CUCARDAS AND CREAM:
Déjate seducir por este helado artesanal de vainilla cremosa con pedazos crujientes de galleta que aparecen en el momento exacto.
BLANCO PREPOTENTE Y MANICERO:
Vainilla con manjar casero y maní.
Clásico. Tradicional. Convencido de que tiene razón.
Este sabor entra diciendo:
“Yo soy el original.”
Nadie le preguntó.
ESTE DULCE RESENTIMIENTO:
Fresa madura y sirope intenso. Rosado impecable. Reputación intachable. Historial dudoso.
Background
M.A Nutrition
2002 - 2006
Sous Chef
2012 – 2015
Personal Chef
2006 – 2012
Consultant for Hire
2015 – Present
Del barbas de Cinesmero, hechos con amor y muchísima azúcar para saturar tu sistema digestivo y acelerar tu corazón.
Services
Tasting Menu
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Corporate
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Cocktail Party
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Sample Menu
Sandwiches
Le Paysan
Smoked Turkey, Brie & apple chutney
Soho Mediterranean Sandwich
Hummus, grilled vegetables & halloumi cheese
Steak Sandwich
Steak w/onions, bacon & cheddar
Pasta
Gramigna
Macaroni, pork sausage, swiss chard, black pepper
Garmganello
Pasta quills, cream, peas, truffle butter, prosciutto
Spallina
Double raviolo, squacquerone cheese, rabbit, porcini
Salad
Summer Salad
Fresh shrimp, mango, fresh lime, arugula
Simple Salad
Arugula, Chickpeas, Toasted almonds, shaved parmesan
Simple Salad
Arugula, Chickpeas, Toasted almonds, shaved parmesan
HOW IT WORKS
“Colette’s method is incredible. I completely changed my eating habits, but never felt like I was missing out on anything.”
I believe that in a world of modern maladies caused by work and lifestyle, food is often the best medicine. I teach my clients how to make small dietary changes that stack up big gains over time.